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-=[ Joke Number 1770 ]=-
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| Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Black, a Jew, and an Italian. When they got there St. Peter welcomed them warmly and asked if they could do him a favor before they entered heaven. It seems that the Pearly gates were in need of some repair, and he wanted some estimates. |
The Black contractor looked the job over carefully and estimated the job at $600. When asked how he came up with that figure, he said, "$200 materials, $200 labor, and $200 profit."
St. Peter then asked the Jewish contractor for an estimate. After careful inspection the Jew answered, "$3000 - $1000 materials, $1000 labor, and $1000 profit."
When St. Peter ask the Italian for an estimate, he answered immediately without looking over the job at all - $2600. Asked how he came up with that figure he answered, "Simple, $1000 for you, $1000 for me, and $600 to get the low bidder over there to do the work."
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