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-=[ Joke Number 1742 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Never a Loan with a Rolls-Royce || [ >> ] |
| A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs. |
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.
"My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "I will be away for a few weeks. Here are the keys."
A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan, 1017 francs with interest.
"Pardon me for asking," the banker said, "but why a one-thousand franc loan for a man of your obvious means?"
"Very simple," he replied. "Where else can you store a Rolls for a month for seventeen francs?"
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