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-=[ Joke Number 1742 ]=-

 [ << ] Never a Loan with a Rolls-Royce [ >>
A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.

"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.

"My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "I will be away for a few weeks. Here are the keys."

A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan, 1017 francs with interest.

"Pardon me for asking," the banker said, "but why a one-thousand franc loan for a man of your obvious means?"

"Very simple," he replied. "Where else can you store a Rolls for a month for seventeen francs?"

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