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-=[ Joke Number 1699 ]=-

 [ << ] 30 Years Difference [ >>
What a difference 30 years makes!

1970: LONG HAIR
2000: LONGING FOR HAIR

1970: THE PERFECT HIGH
2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND

1970: KEG
2000: EKG

1970: ACID ROCK
2000: ACID REFLUX

1970: MOVING TO CALIF BECAUSE ITS COOL
2000: MOVING TO CALIF BECAUSE ITS WARM

1970: GROWING POT
2000: GROWING POT BELLY

1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN
2000: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN

1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR
2000: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR

1970: SEEDS AND STEMS
2000: ROUGHAGE

1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS
2000: POPPING JOINTS

1970: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL
2000: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDELITY

1970: KILLER WEED
2000: WEED KILLER

1970: HOPING FOR A BMW
2000: HOPING FOR A BM

1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD
2000: DR. KEVORKIAN

1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW, HIP JOINT
2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT

1970: ROLLING STONES
2000: KIDNEY STONES

1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM
2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM

1970: PEACE SIGN
2000: MERCEDES LOGO

1970: TAKING ACID
2000: TAKING ANTACID

1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST
2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST

1970: HOT PANTS
2000: DEPENDS

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