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-=[ Joke Number 1698 ]=-
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| Bob was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passers by pulled him from the wreck and revived him. |
Bob began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
Later, when Bob was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much.
Bob said, "I remembered the impact. Then... nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."
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