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-=[ Joke Number 1694 ]=-

 [ << ] You know your in Texas when ... [ >>
- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

- You can say "110 degrees" without fainting.

- You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

- You can make instant sun tea.

- You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

- The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.

- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

- You notice the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.

- You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

- Hot water now comes out of both taps.

- It's noon in July, the kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

- Then you burn it again buckling your seatbelt.

- You break a sweat the instant you step outside....at 7:30 AM before work.

- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

- Your biggest bicycle wreak fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

- You realize asphalt has a liquid state.

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