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-=[ Joke Number 169 ]=-

 [ << ] NEW Rush Calendar [ >>
(for all the busy fun listers!)
 NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
 8   7   6   5   4   3   2
 16  15  14  12  11  10  9
 23  22  21  20  19  18  17
 32  30  28  27  26  25  24
 39  38  37  36  35  34  33
* This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar, a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.

* Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.

* There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs.

* There is no 1st of the month -- thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

* Monday morning hangovers are abolished together along with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.

* A new day, Negotiation Day, has been introduced keeping the other days free for un-interrupted panic.
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