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-=[ Joke Number 1679 ]=-

 [ << ] Some Things Money Can't Buy [ >>
A button for a coat of paint.

Sheets for an oyster bed.

False teeth for a river's mouth.

Music for a rubber band.

Shoes for a walking stick.

A saddle for a clothes horse!

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