:: Menu ::
- A. Search
- Latest Jokes
- Jokes Index
-- Index 34 - Random Joke
- Rated Jokes
- Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)
Mail link to a friend
-=[ Joke Number 1679 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Some Things Money Can't Buy || [ >> ] |
| A button for a coat of paint. |
Sheets for an oyster bed.
False teeth for a river's mouth.
Music for a rubber band.
Shoes for a walking stick.
A saddle for a clothes horse!
Browse Category: [prev] [Puns] [next]
|[<<] -=[posting period: Jan02 - Mar02]=- [>>]|
|FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer|| |