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-=[ Joke Number 1678 ]=-

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Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.
- Barry Marter

I love being married... I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
- Brian Kiley

You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the thermostat.
- Jeff Foxworthy

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
- Erma Bombeck

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