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-=[ Joke Number 1653 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Little Johnny 278 || [ >> ] |
| The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.|
"A football player,"
"A race car driver."
Everyone that is, except Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Possible" Johnny replied.
"Possible?" asked the teacher.
"Yes," Johnny said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."
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