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-=[ Joke Number 1616 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Paint Supplies || [ >> ] |
| Paints were a very precious quantity in the good old days, and British merchants could make a young fortune supplying paints to the colonies. |
One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. It had the very bad luck to collide with another ship full of blue paint.
As a result of this disaster, both crews were... marooned.
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