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-=[ Joke Number 1613 ]=-

 [ << ] Notes to School Offices [ >>
The following is a list with actual notes from parents (including spelling) to school offices:

* My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

* Dear school: Please ekscuse John being ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and 33.

* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

* Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

* Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

[Richard Lederer]

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