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-=[ Joke Number 1599 ]=-
| Q: What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual? |
A: The bus and train timetables.
Q: What do you call a Lada on a hill?
A: A bloody miracle.
Q: What's the difference between a sheep and a Lada ?
A: It's less embarassing getting out the back of a sheep.
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