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-=[ Joke Number 1581 ]=-
| [ << ]|| T'was The Night After Christmas || [ >> ] |
| Twas the night after Christmas, I just couldn't sleep,|
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptations with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack was infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
may your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
may your great Christmas dinner stay off of your thighs.
Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday to you all.
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