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-=[ Joke Number 1569 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Little Johnny 262 || [ >> ] |
| Everyone in the first grade class had to stand and clearly say the ABC's in order to pass into second grade. Johnny tried several times but to no avail. As his chances were dwindling down, the teacher called on him one more time. Johnny remained sitting and stuttered, "But, teacher, I ?" |
Thinking there was another excuse coming, the teacher sternly ordered Johnny to stand immediately and do his ABC's. Johnny stood up and slowly started: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, V, W, X, Y, Z,?
"Where's the P, Johnny?" the teacher asked.
"Running down my legs!!"
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