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-=[ Joke Number 1493 ]=-
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| Seven year-old Little Johnny turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher, "Morning, Johnny, and why weren't you at school yesterday?" |
"Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt."
"Oh, Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"
"Oh, yes, Miss. They don't mess around at those crematoriums."
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