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-=[ Joke Number 1489 ]=-

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A carpenter was doing work for Johnny's folks. Every time the carpenter got out another tool to work with, little Johnny would say,

"My pop's got TWO of those."

The carpenter finally had to use the bathroom, and Johnny followed him in there. "I 'll bet your pop hasn't got two of THESE," said the carpenter.

Johnny replied, "No, but he's got ONE that will make TWO of yours!!"

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