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-=[ Joke Number 1460 ]=-

 [ << ] Investment Tip [ >>
While I typically do not attempt to give out investment advice, this is something I can really get behind.

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.00.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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