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-=[ Joke Number 1429 ]=-
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| The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny. |
You want some t-o-y-s, he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word T-O-Y-S.
"No, I've got plenty of toys." Replies Johnny. "Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa. "No, I've got all the games I want." came Johnny's reply.
"Well Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas, what do you want?" asked Santa.
"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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