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-=[ Joke Number 1424 ]=-

 [ << ] The Joy of Windows [ >>
Bill Gates approached a customer and said, "Excuse me. If I made a version of Windows which only crashed once a year, would you buy it?" The customer's eyes glistened: "Oh, would I!"

Bill Gates then asked, "And if I made a version of Windows which crashed every five minutes?" The customer glared at him, and said, "And what kind of customer do you think I am?"

Bill Gates winked, and said, "We've already established that. We're just haggling over the frequency."

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