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-=[ Joke Number 1412 ]=-

 [ << ] Diplomat vs Lady [ >>
The difference between a Diplomat and a Lady:

Asked "What's the difference between a diplomat and a lady?" the reply came:

If a diplomat says, "yes," he means "Maybe."
If a diplomat says, "Maybe," he means "No."
If a diplomat says, "No," he's no diplomat.

But on the other hand,

If a lady says, "No," she means "Maybe."
If a lady says, "Maybe," she means "Yes."
If a lady says, "Yes," she's no lady.

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