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-=[ Joke Number 139 ]=-

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Horowitz was feeling ill at the shop and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Fanny in the arms of another man. He started to yell at the interloper, "What right have you got to be making love to my wife?"

The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with Fanny and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her. Okay?"

"Okay," replied Horowitz, "but just to make it a little more interesting, why don't we play for a penny a point?"

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