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-=[ Joke Number 1349 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Little Johnny 211 || [ >> ] |
| A school teacher asks her class 'What vegtable makes your eyes water?' |
Little Johnny replies ' a turnip miss'.
'No Johnny' says the teacher, 'I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?'
'No miss' says Johnny, 'Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?'
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