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-=[ Joke Number 1346 ]=-

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There once was a man who went on an expedition and he found a beautiful vase. It said "Rub Me" so he did. Out popped a genie.

The genie said to the man, "I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I thought I got 3 wishes?" But the genie said, "No. One, take it or leave it!" The guy said, "I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT!!"

So the guy thinks hard and says, "I am afraid of flying so I want you to build me a Freeway from my house to Hawaii." The genie says, "Are you nuts!!!"

So the guy thinks hard again and says, "Ok -- Ok." He finally come up with a wish for the genie. The guy says, "I want to learn all about women. How they think? How come they keep dumping me? And how I can make them love me so I can keep them?"

So the genie thinks and thinks and thinks and finally the genie says to the man..... "Did you want that freeway with 2 lanes or 4???"

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