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-=[ Joke Number 1345 ]=-
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| Two little boys go into the grocery store. Little Johnny is six, his brother, Little Timmy, is four. Little Johnny grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. |
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
Johnny replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
Johnny quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
Johnny says, "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year old little brother?" Little Johnny explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
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