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-=[ Joke Number 134 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Some M$ Windows Humor || [ >> ] |
| The New Pledge of Allegiance|
I Pledge Allegiance to Bill Gates
Of the Microsoft Corporation of America
And to the Monopoly for which it stands
One operating system, under Bill
With Windows and Internet Explorer for All.
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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