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-=[ Joke Number 1314 ]=-

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Ole was in a shop buying kjöttbullar, and wanted to pay with his creditcard. The storekeeper told him to identify himself, so Ole pulled out a mirror, looked in it and replied: "Yup, thats me!"

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A non-churchgoer, Ole was finally prevailed upon by his friends and family to read the Bible. Asked sometime thereafter what he thought of the Scriptures, Ole scratched his head and muttered: "Vell, I don't know. De Bible for sure says a lot about St. Paul, but it don't say nuttin' about Minneapolis!"

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Ole was migrating to the US, via ship. While crossing the North Sea during extremely rough weather, Ole is hanging over the rail, vomiting violently. A sailor came by and asked, "What's wrong, Ole, a weak stomach?" Ole replied, "No, I don't tink so, I'm puking yust about as far as anyone else"

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