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-=[ Joke Number 1308 ]=-

 [ << ] WindowsNT.elc [ >>
BTW anybody got the source for "windows-nt.elc" already? ;-) is this what you're missing?

Take a look at this. Straight from internal MicroSoft-employees.

Note: The "^H" in the program code means as much as "BACKSPACE" for those who are not familar with C-programming/Unix.

 ----8<---cut here---
  /*
                          TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
                          Project:          Chicago(tm)
 
    Projected release-date:
 
    Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995
 
  */
 
  #include "stdio.h"
  #include "dos.h"
  #include "conio.h"
  #include "win31.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
 
 
  /*
    Reference:
    Internal memo #99281-95 from:
                          William H. Gates III
                              to:
                          Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
 
    William H. Gates III wrote:
    "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
     It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
     _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
 
 
                                                  Carry on,
                                                          God^H^H^HBill
    "
  */
  #define INSTALL = HARD
 
  void main()
  {
          while(!CRASHED)
          {
                  display_copyright_message();
                  display_bill_rules_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  if(first_time_installation)
                  {
                          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                          do_nothing_loop();
                          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                          hang_system();
                  }
                  write_something(anything);
                  display_copyright_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  do_some_stuff();
                  if(still_not_crashed)
                  {
                          display_copyright_message();
                          do_nothing_loop();
                          basically_run_windows_3.1();
                          do_nothing_loop();
                          do_nothing_loop();
                  }
          }
 
  /*
    Reference:
    Internal memo #99683-95 from:
                          Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
                              to:
                          William H. Gates III
 
    Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
    "Dear Sir,
     Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
     will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
     This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
 
                          Thank you for listening to us,
                              the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
    "
  */
  /*
          if(still_not_crashed)
          {
                  write_cheer();
                  finished();
          }
  */
          create_general_protection_fault();
  } 
  ----8<---cut here--- 

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