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-=[ Joke Number 1306 ]=-

 [ << ] Monkey-wrench [ >>
A tourist going through the Northwest, suffered a slight accident. Unable to find his monkey-wrench he went to a farm house and inquired of the Swede owner:

"Have you a monkey-wrench here?"

"Naw," replied the Swede. "My brother bane got a cattle rench over there; my cousin got a sheep rench down there; but too cold for a monkey rench here."

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