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-=[ Joke Number 1287 ]=-

 [ << ] Some Dinosaur Jokes [ >>
Q: What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Long distance!

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: It's Tricera-bottom!

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Q: Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see?
A: Because it had its head in the clouds!

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