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-=[ Joke Number 1253 ]=-

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Little Johnny is sleeping in bed, when his mother comes along and says "Rise and shine Johnny, time to wake up."

Johnny replies, like any normal kid, "5 more minutes mom."

Little Johnny's mother decides to give Johnny 5 more minutes, so she goes down the stairs and starts cooking breakfast.

After 5 minutes, Johnny comes down the stairs and is crying uncontrollably. "What's wrong Johnny?" asks Johnny's mother.

"I had a wet dream last night," Johnny replied.

His mother is surprised, but keeps her composure. "That's nothing to cry over, is it Johnny?" she says.

"Of course it is!" says Johnny. "Now whenever anyone asks me what the first thing I said after my first orgasm is, I'll have to tell them '5 more minutes mom!'"

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