funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
 
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories - Jokes Index -- Index 3 - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Feedback
Mail link to a friend

 

-=[ Joke Number 123 ]=-

 [ << ] Dot Matrix Manual [ >>
[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]:

The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost", "diversified functions with compact design", "flexibility in accessibleness and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head", "being sophisticated in mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely suppressed" etc.

And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve "super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.

Rate this Joke:
View Results

Browse Category: [prev] [Computer and IT] [next]
[<<] -=[posting period: Aug99 - Sep99]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer