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-=[ Joke Number 1228 ]=-

 [ << ] Airline codes explained [ >>
AA
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful

AI
Allah Informed

Alitalia
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italitan Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea

AUA
Almost Unknown Airline

AWA
Always Wasting Assets

BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic

BEA
Better Eat Afterwards

BOAC
Better On A Camel
Blast Off And Crash

Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

BWIA
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?

CAAC
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel

Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough

Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly

EAA
Even Apes Aviate

El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyones Luggage Always Lost

Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airbourne In Reality

JAL
Journey Always Late

JAT
Joke About Time

Liat
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost inbetween Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time

Lot
Lots Of Trouble

Lufthansa
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

PAL Plane Always Late

Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money

PIA
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah

PSA
Paul's Saturday Airline

PWA
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile

Qantas
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship

Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again

SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive

SAS
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Such A S***

Sia
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America

TACA
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda

TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane

Thy
They Hate You

TWA
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Travel With Arabs
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Try Walking Across
Try With Another
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines

United
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually Not Enclined To Eliminate Disasters

USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines):
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality
Underwater seats available in rear

Uta
Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend

Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow

Virgin
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos

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