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-=[ Joke Number 1207 ]=-

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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

God made pot.
Man made beer.
Who do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

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