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-=[ Joke Number 118 ]=-

 [ << ] Some questions ... Part 2/2 [ >>
** If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

** What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

** If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

** Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

** When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

** Do fish get cramps after eating?

** Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

** Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

** Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

** If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

** When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

** Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

** Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

** How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

** If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

** Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

** Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

** Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

** Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

** Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

** Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

** What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

** Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

** If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

** Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

** Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

** Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

** I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

** If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

** Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

** War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

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