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-=[ Joke Number 116 ]=-

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** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

** If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

** Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

** If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

** I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

** So what's the speed of dark?

** How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

** After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

** Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

** If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

** I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

** Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

** Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

** Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

** When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

** If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

** Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

** Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

** Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

** How come abbreviated is such a long word?

** If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

** Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

** Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

** Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

** Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

** Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

** If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

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