:: Menu ::
- A. Search
- Latest Jokes
- Jokes Index
-- Index 23 - Random Joke
- Rated Jokes
- Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)
Mail link to a friend
-=[ Joke Number 1123 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Rejected Motel 6 Slogans || [ >> ] |
| 15. Because you deserve better than the back seat of some car. |
14. As seen on COPS.
13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.
12. Not just for one nighters anymore.
11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
10. You rented the room, now buy the video.
9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.
8. We'll leave the Lysol out for ya.
7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal.
6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.
5. It's Hookerriffic.
4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.
3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962.
2. Cheap and easy -- just like your sister.
1. We put the Ho in Hotel.
Browse Category: [prev] [Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy] [next]
|[<<] -=[posting period: Feb01 - Mai01]=- [>>]|
|FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer|| |