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-=[ Joke Number 1106 ]=-

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1. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

2. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

3. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train, station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a, work station ... What more can I say...

4. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

5. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak.

6. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

7. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

8. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

9. Do you know that a simple "hello" can be a sweet one?

"The word HELLO means :
H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you

So, HELLO! Good day!!"

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