funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
 
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories - Jokes Index -- Index 23 - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Feedback
Mail link to a friend

 

-=[ Joke Number 1103 ]=-

 [ << ] Accountant Jokes [ >>
What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

When does a person decide to become an accountant?

When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What's an auditor?

Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

There are three kinds of accountants in the world.

Those who can count and those who can't.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

Rate this Joke:
View Results

Browse Category: [prev] [Office Pranks, Working World] [next]
[<<] -=[posting period: Feb01 - Mai01]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer