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| Are you looking for a wife? If yes, I have the tips ... |
1. Pleasant screen and chassis.
2. Moderate size disk drives.
3. Must come with original manufacturer write-protect tab.
4. Must be easily interconnectable to accessories such as vacuum cleaners, ovens, brooms, washing machines, etc.
1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Housewife Language) basic command subset (e.g. clean, wash, cook, "of course dear").
2. Single-user mode ONLY.
3. Very-user-friendly interface.
4. Word "no" must not appear in /usr/dict/words.
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