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-=[ Joke Number 1102 ]=-

 [ << ] Looking For A Wife? [ >>
Are you looking for a wife? If yes, I have the tips ...

Hardware Requirements:

1. Pleasant screen and chassis.

2. Moderate size disk drives.

3. Must come with original manufacturer write-protect tab.

4. Must be easily interconnectable to accessories such as vacuum cleaners, ovens, brooms, washing machines, etc.

Software Requirements:

1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Housewife Language) basic command subset (e.g. clean, wash, cook, "of course dear").

2. Single-user mode ONLY.

3. Very-user-friendly interface.

4. Word "no" must not appear in /usr/dict/words.

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