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-=[ Joke Number 1087 ]=-
| [ << ]|| 10 Signs that you've burnout || [ >> ] |
| 10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell". |
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
7. You find yourself taking long coffee breaks talking to your worst enemy in her office, so she doesn't get any work done either.
6. You clean your desk off by sweeping everything into a box once a week.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You sleep more at work than at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase.
2. You use Day-Timer more often as coaster than to plan your schedule.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
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