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* "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-- Pablo Picasso.

* "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-- Rich Cook.

* "Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
-- Rita May Brown.

* "All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
-- Isaac Asimov.

*"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
-- Paul Ehrlich.

* "The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
-- Patrick Murray.

* "Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
-- Leonard Brandwein.

* "UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-- Dennis Ritchie.

* "The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again."
-- Al Goodman.

* "The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
-- Eric Porterfield.

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