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A teacher was asking the kids what they would most like to be covered in and why. Firstly a little boy answers "I would like to be covered in silver, because then I could scratch a little bit off my body and I could buy a BMW". The second kid answers "I would honnyoel" Little Johnny at the back is waving his hand frantically tried to answer the question.

The teacher expecting the worst says "O.K Johnny, what would you like to be covered in?". Johnny replies "Pubic hair, miss". The shocked teacher asks why and Johnny says "Well, my sisters has got a tiny patch and you should see the cars parked outside our house".

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