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-=[ Joke Number 1012 ]=-

 [ << ] Lottery Complaint [ >>
Dear State Lottery Officials.

I played the lottery last week, but after the balls were drawn, I realized that I'd inadvertently marked the wrong numbers on my lottery ticket. The ticket was confusing and I want the opportunity to pick my numbers for that lottery again.

One of my friends felt the ticket was confusing also, so after marking his six numbers, he marked all of the other numbers too.

Jessie Jackson has indicated that he'll support my cause, but only if I am a member of a minority group.

Bill Clinton said he'd support my cause for a 20 percent cut.

Barbra Streisand has offered to throw a final, final, final concert on my behalf.

Ed Asner is going to make telephone calls in support of my claim.

Please advise.

Sincerely,
Nosmo King

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