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-=[ Joke Number 1006 ]=-

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A gynecologist decides that he's had it with gynecology. He wants to go and fulfill he's lifelong dream and become a car mechanic.

So he studies hard, and when he feel he's ready he registers to go take the state licensing test.

The results of the test arrive a few weeks later, and with trembling hands he opens the envelope to discovered that he passed with flying colors: He got a score of 200 points out of the 100 points possible.

"200 points out of 100 points possible?" he asks himself. "How can that be?"

So he calls the licensing board and they tell him: "You see sir, you received 50 points for taking the engine apart perfectly, 50 points for putting the engine back perfectly, and 100 EXTRA points for doing it all through the muffler."

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