`-=[ Joke Number 1003 ]=-`

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Me, you and Them

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Most people aren't really clear on the differences between you and I, and everybody else. I thought maybe if I prepared a simple chart, it might help clear up the matter:

 I'M                     YOU'RE                  THEY'RE
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 Chatty                  Unusually Talkative     A motor mouth
 
 Reflecting              A little quiet          Moody and sullen
 
 Righteously Indignant   Annoyed and Insulted    Fussing over nothing
 
 Reconsidering           Changing your mind      Going back on their word
 
 Neat                    Fussy                   Far too exacting
 
 Neighborly              A little nosy           A gossip
 
 A good shopper          Thrifty                 A tightwad
 
 Sparkling               Flamboyant              An insecure show off
 
 Confident               Slightly Boastful       Egotistical
 
 Handsome                Good featured           OK, if ya like that type
 
 Subtle                  Not always clear        Out of touch
 
 Busy                    Behind in your work     Unable to cope
 
 A flirt                 A trifler               An adulterer
 
 Witty                   Flip                    Insulting
 
 Firm                    Stubborn at times       A Pig-Headed Fool

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